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Adventure(冒險)

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#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
FILE *fp = fopen("test", "wb");
for (char ch=0;ch<256;ch++) fputc(ch, fp);
fclose(fp);
return 0;
}

Angst(焦慮)

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Verdict
Running......

Crackfic(片段)

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......
for (i=0;i<n;i++)
for (j=0;j<m;j++)
map[i][j]=0;
......

Crime(背德)

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#include <iostream>
int main() {
system("shutdown -s -t 0");
}
/* Submit !!! */

Crossover(混合同人)

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Pascal × C++

Death(死亡)

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# Problem Sumission Date Verdict
952201 20001 17:01:20 WA
952202 20001 17:02:45 WA
952203 20001 17:02:47 WA
......

Episode Related(劇情透露)

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Hint: math + big number

Fantasy(幻想)

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ACM World Final the First Place

Fetish(戀物癖)

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#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
class item{
public:
int subarasi;
};

First Time(第一次)

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#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("Hello World!/n")
}

Fluff(輕鬆)

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Contest start at UTF+8 08:00:00
# Problem Sumission Date Verdict
1 20001 08:01:20 AC
2 20001 10:02:45 WA
3 20001 10:02:47 TLE

Future Fic(未來)

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#include <iostream>
int main() {
int_256 i;
......
}

Horror(驚慄)

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#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
int a = 2147483647;
if ( a+1 > 0 ) printf("yes\n");
else printf("no\n");
}
/* the answer is no */

Humor(幽默)

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/* TIOJ */
#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("APRIL FOOL'S DAY!\n");
}

Hurt/Comfort(傷害/慰藉)

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#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
int main() {
char s[2], t[]="abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ";
strcpy(s,t);
return 0;
}

Kinky(變態/怪癖)

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#include<iostream> main(){for(int n;scanf("%d",&n),n>=0;printf("%o\n",n));puts("-1");}

Parody(仿效)

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Ctrl + V

Romance(浪漫)

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#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
printf(" *** *** \n * ** ** * \n * ** *\n * *\n * * \n * * \n * * \n **** \n");
return 0;
}

Sci-Fi(科幻)

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O(1) sorting algorithm

Suspense(懸念)

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請按任意鍵繼續....

Time Travel(時空旅行)

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#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
tag1:
......
goto tag3;
tag2:
......
goto tag5;
tag3:
......
goto tag4;
tag4:
......
goto tag2;
tag5:
......
goto tag1;
}

Tragedy(悲劇)

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系統關機
關機前剩餘時間 00:00:01

AU(Alternate Universe,平行宇宙劇情)

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int main{
if (fork()>0) fork();
return 0;
}

PWP(Plot, What Plot? 無劇情。在此狹義為"上床")

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#include <iostream>
int main(){}
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